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title: The Kettle to End All Kettles
description: The All-Clad Stainless Steel Kettle relegates all other kettles to an inferior and dreary sub-status. Pristine, and practical to the extreme this kettle is everything you could want, and more.
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# [The Kettle to End All Kettles](https://www.verisimilitude.today/blog/the-kettle-to-end-all-kettles)

 Written by [Alex W](https://www.verisimilitude.today/blog/author/alex-w) | June 27, 2015 2:00:00 PM Z

I bought a kettle the other day. The last time I bought a kettle I was 19 and wandering aimlessly through the Super 88 when a devious fancy overtook me and I snagged the $10, suspiciously tin-like container labelled, "Ketle". Never again ladies and gentlemen, for I have purchased the kettle to end all kettles!

 

<http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00B5EDWL4/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B00B5EDWL4&linkCode=as2&tag=verisimilit09-20&linkId=S2ENWNYIWAI2PYTV>

 

This is a badass chunk of water-boiling steel. Also, besides heating water it could also double as a watering can, glorified paperweight, or unwieldy hand weapon. Regardless, my peasant days of huddling over an old battered pot waiting for steam to rise are sunsetting into a majestic tea-filled era of shiny whistling. [Get your own anti-plebian, luxurious All-Clad Kettle](http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00B5EDWL4/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B00B5EDWL4&linkCode=as2&tag=verisimilit09-20&linkId=S2ENWNYIWAI2PYTV). It's a necessity.

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