--- title: Kung Fury description: "There's only one man between the world and Hitler: Kung Fury." image: http://www.verisimilitude.today/hubfs/Sebastien_Tellier_Kilometer.png --- - ![2013-10-01_17.02.12.jpg](https://www.verisimilitude.today/hs-fs/hubfs/Verisimilitude_Blog_Pictures/2013-10-01_17.02.12.jpg?width=3264&name=2013-10-01_17.02.12.jpg "2013-10-01_17.02.12.jpg") # Kung Fury [Alex W](https://www.verisimilitude.today/blog/author/alex-w) Jun 9, 2015 More over the top than Sebastien Tellier's music video for "[Kilometer](https://geo.itunes.apple.com/us/album/kilometer/id427611797?i=427611825&uo=6&at=1010l4x3)", [![](http://www.verisimilitude.today/hs-fs/hubfs/Sebastien_Tellier_Kilometer.png?width=320&name=Sebastien_Tellier_Kilometer.png)](https://geo.itunes.apple.com/us/album/kilometer/id427611797?i=427611825&uo=6&at=1010l4x3) Kung Fury is the penultimate expression of longing/mythologization of the 80's. Decidedly gory, and narratively simplistic it is nevertheless endearingly stuffed with schwarzenegger-like one-liners, and prehistoric absurdities. [The soundtrack](https://geo.itunes.apple.com/us/album/kung-fury-original-motion/id999155960?uo=6&at=1010l4x3) and sound effects are killer, dude. Check out[ Kung Fury](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5P_LAqiVg) for free on Youtube. [![](https://www.verisimilitude.today/hs-fs/hubfs/Kung_Fury.jpg?width=320&name=Kung_Fury.jpg)](http://www.kungfury.com/) Also, David Hasselhoff wrote the single "True Survivor" and in case you forgot, [HE CREATED HIS OWN SOCIAL NETWORK KNOWS AS HOFFSPACE IN 2008!](http://www.foxnews.com/story/2008/08/20/david-hasselhoff-creates-social-networking-site-hoffspace.html) Bonus points because this article is from Fox News.    ### Hark, the Truth! ### Be a Robot Boss Congratulations on making it to the end of the page, now's a good time to re-evaluate your life decisions!