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title: $1000 Store
description: Where everything is $1000 or more! Exclusive deals to set you waltzing apart from your peasant neighbors.
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# The $1000 Dollar Store

## Because... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

![Gardenfall .jpg](https://www.verisimilitude.today/hs-fs/hubfs/Gardenfall%20.jpg?width=313&height=313&name=Gardenfall%20.jpg)

[**Bluworld Towering 8' Stainless Steel Gardenfall with Clear Glass**](https://www.amazon.com/Bluworld-Towering-Stainless-Steel-Gardenfall/dp/B0014AF9OW/)

$1,999.00 & **FREE Shipping** 

 Zen Chic

**![Dog Grooming table.jpg](https://www.verisimilitude.today/hs-fs/hubfs/Dog%20Grooming%20table.jpg?width=313&height=313&name=Dog%20Grooming%20table.jpg)**

 

[**Master Equipment X-Tend Electric Grooming Table**](https://www.amazon.com/Master-Equipment-X-Tend-Electric-Grooming/dp/B00D3JK6EK/)

**$1,088.61 & FREE Shipping**

Morbidly evocative of Dog Hangman

 

 

![Stainless Sandwich 2 Door.jpg](https://www.verisimilitude.today/hubfs/Stainless%20Sandwich%202%20Door.jpg)

**[Atosa Usa MSF8302 Stainless Steel Sandwich Prep Table 48" 2-Door Refrigerator](https://www.amazon.com/MSF8302-Stainless-Sandwich-2-Door-Refrigerator/dp/B011O2H8TS/)**

 $1,551.00 & **FREE Shipping**

 Sammiches!

[**![Lord Krishna Playing Flute.jpg](https://www.verisimilitude.today/hs-fs/hubfs/Lord%20Krishna%20Playing%20Flute.jpg?width=155&name=Lord%20Krishna%20Playing%20Flute.jpg)**](https://www.amazon.com/Lord-Krishna-Playing-Flute-Statue/dp/B00RI0BQ9E/)

[**Lord Krishna Playing Flute - Brass Statue**](https://www.amazon.com/Lord-Krishna-Playing-Flute-Statue/dp/B00RI0BQ9E/)

**$1,113.32 & **FREE Shipping!!!!****

![Coffee Grinder.jpg](https://www.verisimilitude.today/hs-fs/hubfs/Coffee%20Grinder.jpg?width=209&name=Coffee%20Grinder.jpg)

[**Hamilton Beach 80365 Custom Grind Hands-Free Coffee Grinder, Platinum**](https://www.amazon.com/Hamilton-Beach-80365-Hands-Free-Platinum/dp/B000FBYRMQ/)

**$2,030.00 + $5.09 shipping**

Look Ma, no Hands!

 **![Dean and Tyler Bite Suit.jpg](https://www.verisimilitude.today/hs-fs/hubfs/Dean%20and%20Tyler%20Bite%20Suit.jpg?width=222&name=Dean%20and%20Tyler%20Bite%20Suit.jpg)**

**[Dean and Tyler Full Protection Bite Suit, Strong French Linen - Yellow/Black - Size: Medium (H: 5.10 to 6.2-Feet, W: 174 to 187-Pounds)](https://www.amazon.com/Dean-Tyler-Protection-Bite-Suit/dp/B0086X4TFU/)**

**$1,942.66 & FREE Shipping**

Bite me

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